To All Twilight Fans

Dear Reader,



To all the die hards of the Twilight series...



To all those head over heels for Edward...



To all those who believe the Twilight series is the best there is...



To all those who love or are in love with the characters...



To the people out there who want to have a romantic relationship...


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SQUIDWARD CULLEN!


Sparkles in the sunlight!


HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAHAAAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD !!!

hahahhahahahahhahaha...

Sorry, sorry... tee hee hee hee...

This is what you call 'orang takde kerja'.

LOL.





Peace. Love. Joy.

Aw... CRAP.

Dear Reader,

First of all, I'd like to apologize to all of my loyal readers out there for delaying the composition of a new article. Lately, I haven't really been 'feeding' my blog to keep it alive. Probably because I'm too busy feeding in DotA. Anyway, I hope you can forgive me.

I feel so screwed right now. Let's see :

• I haven't done anything for Sejarah Kerja Kursus which is due on the 28th of May except get the sources.
  
• Exams are in 3 weeks and I haven't started studying at all.

You might think the stuff I have to do is only little, and I don't blame you, since you can see only two things. But those are summarised.

Behind the two major tasks is a whole sea of minor tasks that they represent.
These treacherous waters are fabled with hundreds of horrible tales, from huge sea monsters to the legendary army of Crab-Stallions, half-crab half-horse. You could attempt to sail from one end of the ocean to the next, but you would either meet your doom being attacked by The Isaac Kraken, or have a slow, painful death succumbing to hunger and madness after getting lost not even halfway across.

Ok. Ok. Back to reality.


But seriously though,
ARGH!

There's so much to do! So many things to complete! It's quite a culture shock to experience after already honeymooning for two years.

To tell you the truth, I actually can't believe it. It's well, May already. Eventhough it's actually the very last day of April, let's say it's May.

That's five months.

Five months.

FIVE months only until PMR!

Argh...! Am I unreasonably freaking out or am I just slow to realise the situation? I think I"m the latter. So, like I said, crap...

Anyway, I have to go now. I hope anyone out there reading this can give me any tips or pointers to help me get out if this difficult situation.

Seriously, please.


Peace. Love. Joy.

P/S : To anybody and everybody out there who steals my closing catch phrase or produces any derivition of it, I shall make sure you pay. DO NOT use it. I repeat, DO NOT. Make another one if you want. I don't care whether it's better than mine, as long as it's not MINE! Got it?! Thanks.

I have PROOF!

Dear Reader,

I have proof that JK = 3.5


His DotA username is wjk619.

W = 23rd letter
J = 10th letter
K= 11th letter
6
1
9


[W + J + K + 6] / [ 1 + 9 ]

= [ 23 + 10 + 11 + 6 ] / [ 1 + 9 ]

= [ 50 ] / [ 10 ]

= 5


Now, his other name :

Gary.

G = 7th letter
A = 1st letter
R = 18th letter
Y = 25th letter




[ R ] / [ G - A ] || [ Y / 5 (five is from his DotA username) ]

= [ 18 ] / [ 7 - 1 ] || [ 25 / 5 ]

= 18 / 6 || 5

= 3 || 5

= 3.5 !


Yes...
I have nothing else to do but plot the downfall of my friends. = D

LOL.

Peace. Love. Joy.

NickNames

Dear Reader,

My class has so many nicknames for so many people.
Can you tell me who these people are?




















































LOL.

All of these names have their origins. Really weird origins.

For instance, barney-ursula got his name 'cause he's a librarian, and has to wear purple everyday.
Other than that, 3.5 Gary got the '3.5' because, if I'm not mistaken, a group of people were asking crazy questions to each other, and then finally asked him how long his 'thing' was. He thought they were asking him a maths question and confidently answered '3.5'. Lol.
Dugong got his name because of the 'cerpen' (short story) called Dugong. For some reason, he found it really entertaining to say the word dugong and call other people dugong. In the end, we call him dugong.

But, some nicknames have origins that are just plain random.
Like HentaiMan.
It was Dugong who gave HentaiMan his name. Reason? Unknown. Probably he was just tired of people calling him Dugong, he wanted to call somebody else something else.
And like Lumen.
All of a sudden, Ariel (name not given yet at the time) walks up to him, hugs him, and calls him Lumen.
That's when Lumen came up with Ariel, by minusing one letter from Ariel's real name.

You see?

Anyway, I have a challenge for you. Reply in the comments' box for naming all the people's real name, and you'll get a 'prize'. It's a 'surprise'.

By the way, I have an announcement to make:

Attention 3 Meranti!
Keep making more nicknames!

Thank you.

Peace. Love. Joy.

P/S : Like I said to TC in my last post, don't kill me. =)