Random Awkwardness, Awkward Randomness III

Dear Reader,

When I was younger, I wanted to invent a musical instrument and name it 'Fool'. That way, you could say that you were 'playing the fool' with dignity.


I think I've been using the computer too much. One time, my sister's whiteboard fell forward and hit my maid in the head. Really hard. In my head I was like "Oh crud! Ctrl+Z!". And then nothing happened. Then I realised, life isn't a computer program. (Ctrl+Z = Undo)


You know in CSI, there's always that one guy that finds the dead body somewhere? I have this weird paranoia that one day, I will be that person.


Sometimes I slap myself when I go crazy to get me back to sanity. I'm sure you've seen that before.



Peace. Love. Joy.